My so called life (for all the world to see)

My dads own special (sqecial) language.

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 14:51:49 -0500

Dad: Yeah I need to go to Specials,
Me: You mean Sqecials?
Dad: Yeah, Specials. Special Media
Me: Sqecial Media?
Dad: Yeah that's what I'm saying. Specials Media.
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Dad: I have trouble telling the difference between Paninis and Puffinis
Me: You mean Puccinis and Panera?
Dad: Yeah I get them confused.
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Dad: You like Dingos, don't you? That pizza place?
Me: Donatos?
Dad: Yeah, that place.
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Dad: It's so flustrating.
Me: Frustrating?
Dad: That's how you say it?
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MORE TO COME

"This is like orange juice… but in the shape of an orange. …wow I’m stupid."

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 00:58:29 -0500

“This is like orange juice… but in the shape of an orange. …wow I’m stupid.”

- ~Me, while eating an orange

Ken: OOOHHH William, i made it in the basket! Now what?

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 00:57:24 -0500

Ken: OOOHHH William, i made it in the basket! Now what?
*William: Your mommy!

*William is a 3 year old boy

HAHAHAH i love autotune

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 23:12:00 -0500

HAHAHAH

i love autotune

Miles and Will. Make them stars!

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 23:02:24 -0500

Miles and Will.

Make them stars!

While I was up at 5:30am, however, I took advantage of Threadless's $9 t-shirt sale going on TODAY!

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 21:09:52 -0500

originalist:

Who could turn down shirts like THESE?!

i saw a kid wearing the first tshirt last week!

"I swear I just saw the retarded version of you at the mall. No lie. lmfao."

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 21:08:21 -0500

“I swear I just saw the retarded version of you at the mall. No lie. lmfao.”

- AStroube to AGieringer

uhhhmm…. I hate to say it because I truly dislike...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:19:56 -0500

uhhhmm…. I hate to say it because I truly dislike Twilight….

but I would consider doggie style for this pooch.

originalist: palahniukandchocolate: haileyb: malfoyy: archofr...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:13:17 -0500

originalist:

palahniukandchocolate:

haileyb:

malfoyy:

archofroses:

:D

Don’t shoot me, Santa.

I LOVE SEEING FAMOUS PEOPLE THAT I LIKE WEARING SANTA HATS.

i am SOOO in love with him. cutest thing ever.

my grandmother.

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:38:13 -0500

black people know about ninjas because they’re in the funny papers!

...I sometimes forget other people don't know zahora

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

So we were in Plato’s Closet. And I told Nick he needed to buy me a gift. He told me to go away as he picked one out. I walked by, and saw him holding a pair of superskimpy jean shorts that he and CelA jokingly picked up. I said “Those won’t fit me. You’re thinking of your last girlfriend!”

They both cracked up. And I thought that was that. but then….

-15 minutes later- I passed some guy in Plato’s Closet. He gave me a weird look.

Me: …hi…?

him: Were you serious what you said to him?

Me: What? Oh, no, I was kidding!

him: Because that was REALLY harsh.

Me: nonono I was kidding. I’m not that much of a bitch.

him: *looks at me doubtfully* okk…. good. Cause that was realllllly harsh.

Later Nick told me that the guy came up to him and started talking about how harsh it was also.

Thoughts going through my head as I passed a guy. He looks gay…He looks like...

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 07:09:00 -0500

Thoughts going through my head as I passed a guy.

He looks gay…He looks like Nick…Portia’s going to kill me.

"Fry delivery for a Miss Gieringer."

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:07:05 -0500

“Fry delivery for a Miss Gieringer.”

- thanks to RSizemore

Oh, Fred.

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 22:39:23 -0400

Me: his name is actually like ted or ben or something

but I can’t remember it so I just call him single syllabel male names

I got me a talented 'un!

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:30:33 -0400

Some guys mom: Are you NB's mother?
Mrs Blackburn: yes, I am.
Some guys mom: Is he a junior or a senior?
Mrs Blackburn: Junior...
Some guys mom: Drat. We were hoping he was a senior so that *her kids name* could actually get to play in something next year, instead of NB getting all the good stuff.

"8====>.’.’.’.’.’.’ that was his member with stuff coming out."

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 23:18:34 -0400

“8====>.’.’.’.’.’.’
that was his member
with stuff coming out.”

Jared...?

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:47:34 -0400

Alright so in the car right? Me and my dad. Dad ask me ” what other famous movie stars can I use?” Jared says “the Alvin and the chimpmunks” father says “what? Aren’t they like died or something?” I say “dad! There gurbels” “really Jared? Gurbels?” “well genny pigs or something like that” “Jared!! There freakin chimpmunks you idiot” True story.

justine-rmd: dulosis: cashewdani: heartwarming: rainydaywomen...

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:29:00 -0400

justine-rmd:

dulosis:

cashewdani:

heartwarming:

rainydaywomen:

They’re making that threeway idea seem more and more plausible to me.

agron + michele = yay

is….is the blonde chick wearing an Anthropologie dress..?!? Portia!!! she’s wearing YOUR dress!!! wow i now love this show. good taste, preggo. goood taste.

"Ducks Laugh Proudly During Fall Baseball, Totally Powning Every Mammel Running Behind Henry Swallows..."

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 21:56:43 -0400

“Ducks Laugh Proudly During Fall Baseball, Totally Powning Every Mammel Running Behind Henry Swallows Cat”

- ~Our memory thing for the order of scientists.

People who Helped with the Atom

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 21:54:38 -0400

This seemed hilarious at the time...
Democritus: Ummm that greek dude... And he did the atom, we can remember that.
Levoisier: That french dude, he came next cause they always copy the Greeks.
Proust: He was proud to come in third, and inspire Dalton.
Dalton: 1:1 ratio- only a dolt (dalt) would assume everyone is equal.
Faraday: Ellie- guy from lost, me: fairly good day when we learn how to run cars on electricity (discovered electron)
Bequierel: LIKE A ROAD KILL SQUIRREL CAUSE RADIATION KILLS! Funny to see a squirrel electricuted, ZZZZZZZ!
Thomson: Comes next cause my neighbors (the thompsons) kick out squirrels a lot. Plum pudding model: Thomsons eat white trash food like pudding, and negative charge: they are negative people.
Max Plank: A good father wouldn;'t make his kids walk the plank: father of modern quantem mechanics.
Einstein: No socks, could be a pirate, named photons (guy on star trek)
Millikin: Milking and oil. (they connect in our head somehow)
Rutherford: Gold is POSITIVE: discovered proton, gold foil experiment
Bohr: Rutherford got BOHRed.
Heisenberg: Hindenberg incident- uncertain how it happened, uncertainty principle.
Schrodinger: schrodingers cat! We;re not sure what that is, but we know he did it.
Chadwick: No cares about him!