Dallas Clayton: HOW TO MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS (FOOLPROOF) Buy a falconer’s...
1 year ago • 1,762 notesHOW TO MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS (FOOLPROOF)
Buy a falconer’s glove.
Approach the girl you like wearing the falconers glove.
Ask her “Excuse me, have you seen a falcon fly by here?”
Look up to the sky, hopeful/sad.
If she says “No,” look distraught and ask her if she wouldn’t mind helping…