Democritus:
Ummm that greek dude... And he did the atom, we can remember that.
Levoisier:
That french dude, he came next cause they always copy the Greeks.
Proust:
He was proud to come in third, and inspire Dalton.
Dalton:
1:1 ratio- only a dolt (dalt) would assume everyone is equal.
Faraday:
Ellie- guy from lost, me: fairly good day when we learn how to run cars on electricity (discovered electron)
Bequierel:
LIKE A ROAD KILL SQUIRREL CAUSE RADIATION KILLS! Funny to see a squirrel electricuted, ZZZZZZZ!
Thomson:
Comes next cause my neighbors (the thompsons) kick out squirrels a lot. Plum pudding model: Thomsons eat white trash food like pudding, and negative charge: they are negative people.
Max Plank:
A good father wouldn;'t make his kids walk the plank: father of modern quantem mechanics.
Einstein:
No socks, could be a pirate, named photons (guy on star trek)
Millikin:
Milking and oil. (they connect in our head somehow)
Rutherford:
Gold is POSITIVE: discovered proton, gold foil experiment
Bohr:
Rutherford got BOHRed.
Heisenberg:
Hindenberg incident- uncertain how it happened, uncertainty principle.
Schrodinger:
schrodingers cat! We;re not sure what that is, but we know he did it.
