Hey, I Love You, AG style.
I said “Hey, ain’t no bears today!”
But they’ll be back right around May
it seems like everywhere I go
that there’s more bears where there’s no snow.
but I know,one thing,
that I love poo.
I bit a little bear cub just before last May
I seen the momma come, so I start to run away
but I don’t want to run for too long, from this beast
so I stop right in my tracks, and she prepares for her feast.
park rangers on their jeeps start a’calling my name
they say “run, dummy, this bear ain’t playing no games
when I saw them get their guns, well I hoped it was true
but it turns out twas just tranks, so I got a bit blue.
I said “Hey, ain’t no bears today!”
But they’ll be back right around May
it seems like everywhere I go
that there’s more bears where there’s no snow.
but I know,one thing,
that I love poo.
I’m rockin in the Pride Lands, throwing my poo
I say “hey monkey, hey monkey”, hit him with poo
he’s swinging through the Pride Lands catchin my poo
he says “hey dummy, hey dummy, don’t throw poo!”
Rockin in the Pride Lands, throwing my poo
I say “hey monkey”, splat goes poo.
Rockin the the Pride Lands, he said
“Why the heck, are there so, many dumb, bears in the, Pride Lands, this doesn’t, make, geographical, sense”
I said “Hey, ain’t no bears today!”
But they’ll be back right around May
it seems like everywhere I go,
that there’s more bears where there’s no snow.
but I know,one thing,
that I love poo.
