November 14, 2009

...I sometimes forget other people don't know zahora

So we were in Plato’s Closet. And I told Nick he needed to buy me a gift. He told me to go away as he picked one out. I walked by, and saw him holding a pair of superskimpy jean shorts that he and CelA jokingly picked up. I said “Those won’t fit me. You’re thinking of your last girlfriend!”

They both cracked up. And I thought that was that. but then….

-15 minutes later- I passed some guy in Plato’s Closet. He gave me a weird look.

Me: …hi…?

him: Were you serious what you said to him?

Me: What? Oh, no, I was kidding!

him: Because that was REALLY harsh.

Me: nonono I was kidding. I’m not that much of a bitch.

him: *looks at me doubtfully* okk…. good. Cause that was realllllly harsh.

Later Nick told me that the guy came up to him and started talking about how harsh it was also.

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November 11, 2009

Thoughts going through my head as I passed a guy.

He looks gay…He looks like Nick…Portia’s going to kill me.

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November 3, 2009
“ Fry delivery for a Miss Gieringer.
thanks to RSizemore •
October 30, 2009

Oh, Fred.

Me: his name is actually like ted or ben or something

but I can’t remember it so I just call him single syllabel male names

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October 29, 2009

I got me a talented 'un!

  • Some guys mom: Are you NB's mother?
  • Mrs Blackburn: yes, I am.
  • Some guys mom: Is he a junior or a senior?
  • Mrs Blackburn: Junior...
  • Some guys mom: Drat. We were hoping he was a senior so that *her kids name* could actually get to play in something next year, instead of NB getting all the good stuff.
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October 20, 2009
“ 8====>.’.’.’.’.’.’
that was his member
with stuff coming out.
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October 16, 2009

Jared...?

Alright so in the car right? Me and my dad. Dad ask me ” what other famous movie stars can I use?” Jared says “the Alvin and the chimpmunks” father says “what? Aren’t they like died or something?” I say “dad! There gurbels” “really Jared? Gurbels?” “well genny pigs or something like that” “Jared!! There freakin chimpmunks you idiot” True story.

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justine-rmd: dulosis: cashewdani: heartwarming: rainydaywomen: They’re making that threeway idea seem more and more plausible to me. agron + michele = yay is….is the blonde chick wearing an Anthropologie dress..?!? Portia!!! she’s wearing YOUR dress!!! wow i now love this show. good taste, preggo. goood taste.

justine-rmd:

dulosis:

cashewdani:

heartwarming:

rainydaywomen:

They’re making that threeway idea seem more and more plausible to me.

agron + michele = yay

is….is the blonde chick wearing an Anthropologie dress..?!? Portia!!! she’s wearing YOUR dress!!! wow i now love this show. good taste, preggo. goood taste.

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October 12, 2009
“ Ducks Laugh Proudly During Fall Baseball, Totally Powning Every Mammel Running Behind Henry Swallows Cat
~Our memory thing for the order of scientists. •

People who Helped with the Atom

  • This seemed hilarious at the time...
  • Democritus: Ummm that greek dude... And he did the atom, we can remember that.
  • Levoisier: That french dude, he came next cause they always copy the Greeks.
  • Proust: He was proud to come in third, and inspire Dalton.
  • Dalton: 1:1 ratio- only a dolt (dalt) would assume everyone is equal.
  • Faraday: Ellie- guy from lost, me: fairly good day when we learn how to run cars on electricity (discovered electron)
  • Bequierel: LIKE A ROAD KILL SQUIRREL CAUSE RADIATION KILLS! Funny to see a squirrel electricuted, ZZZZZZZ!
  • Thomson: Comes next cause my neighbors (the thompsons) kick out squirrels a lot. Plum pudding model: Thomsons eat white trash food like pudding, and negative charge: they are negative people.
  • Max Plank: A good father wouldn;'t make his kids walk the plank: father of modern quantem mechanics.
  • Einstein: No socks, could be a pirate, named photons (guy on star trek)
  • Millikin: Milking and oil. (they connect in our head somehow)
  • Rutherford: Gold is POSITIVE: discovered proton, gold foil experiment
  • Bohr: Rutherford got BOHRed.
  • Heisenberg: Hindenberg incident- uncertain how it happened, uncertainty principle.
  • Schrodinger: schrodingers cat! We;re not sure what that is, but we know he did it.
  • Chadwick: No cares about him!
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