April 2011
1 post
AdWil was making fun of me for accidently adding a random letter to a word in a text.
AdWil: There's no "l" in run!
Me: But there's a "u" in douchebag!
February 2011
3 posts
“If you checked his phone, Jesus would be his first speed dial. And the rest...”
– AMcIntosh
“There’s something in my bra… Oh wait that’s my boob…”
– Me
Dallas Clayton: HOW TO MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR... →
dallasclayton:
HOW TO MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS (FOOLPROOF)
Buy a falconer’s glove.
Approach the girl you like wearing the falconers glove.
Ask her “Excuse me, have you seen a falcon fly by here?”
Look up to the sky, hopeful/sad.
If she says “No,” look distraught and ask her if she wouldn’t mind helping…
January 2011
3 posts
http://kkkk →
Oil Spill
HKirk- I bet they just sell jars of oil at the BP souvenir shop.
AGieringer - Yeah, with the catchphrase, “Just pour in the bath and you can bathe like the penguins!”
PBoggs - Alex, there aren’t penguins in the Gulf…
“Wait… Portia getting a grilled cheese sandwich? But she’s a...”
– Hana
November 2010
8 posts
“Yeah… That’s honestly the most awful, bitchy thing anyone could ever...”
– Alex
cruelest thing to ever say.
Portia- I can’t get this spell to work! I’m doing the same motion but it only works half of the time. I hate this stupid spell!
Alex- I guess that’s why you never got your letter from Hogwarts.
Portia- …………………………(crying big ol’ tears in the middle of common grounds)…
-What is “gotta catch them all” from
PB- Lilo and Stich?
Hey, I Love You, AG style.
I said “Hey, ain’t no bears today!” But they’ll be back right around May it seems like everywhere I go that there’s more bears where there’s no snow. but I know,one thing, that I love poo. I bit a little bear cub just before last May I seen the momma come, so I start to run away but I don’t want to run for too long, from this beast so I stop right in my...
“Instead of the Queen Bee, you’re the Queen Ree!!!”
– Scott, calling me challenged.
Poor Mids
Mids- so which one is bunny?
AG- the purple one.
Mids- so the one with the hair up or down.
AG - up. And purple
Mids- pigtail or ponytail?
AG- PURPLEEEEE!
(later remembered he was colorblind…)
“Yeah Pobes, you seem to go for the skipper boyrfriends. Next time go for a...”
– AG
October 2010
3 posts
Sign this twitition to show that YOU support JK... →
AG drew all over a picture of Anne Frank, giving her trampy eye-shadow and stripper lips. HMc took it as….
“Are you trying to make her look like Mrs. Kewin??
SGray: A finger monkey? What’s that?
Me: An adorable little monkey the size of a finger that grabs onto peoples fingers! Miles and I might be a finger and a finger monkey for halloween.
SGray: Oh.. You know what else you could be using a finger?
Me: What?
SGray: A vagina.
September 2010
15 posts
reblog.
MAY 29, 2009
Portia’s Infinite Knowledge
Me: what’s that andy warhol song?
AG: okay i’m back
Me: what’s the song
AG: andy warhol?? the pop artist?
Me: for a separate peace
AG: hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahaandy, you’re a star by the killers you mean?
...
“HMc, you need caffeine like the lady with nineteen kids needs triplets.”
– Me
“I’m like a Rainbow Brite! But not rainbow…”
– JCarr
Rusty: I mean, you'd get to like, hit on stuff (talking about drumming)
Me: OHHHH! I like hitting on things!!!
...wait.
AG: And on that note, we leave.
punday!
Me: I hate seeded grapes...
MCong: They're like the grapes of wrath! Buh-bum CHING.
Me: Oh hush. Do you want one?
MCong: Oh yes. These are grape! Buh-bum CHING.
Me: Yeah mom, i want to put some more crazy sauce on my hamburger!
HMc: ...You're a vegetarian...
Me: Do you remember that time that MF and LucM told me I talked exactly like EWells?
HMc: Yes...
Me: I remember that time also.
HMc: Maybe they're just bifs...
Me: I'm pretty sure they're gifs...
~Discussing two girls who are potentially gay and dating. as in "best friends" and "girlfriends"
“Don’t be hayden!”
It's comforting that our conversations still sound...
NBb: No, like, what's the biggest word? "Okay"? a FOURTH GRADER could read it.
Me: You're a fourth grader!
NBb: It's just, so stupid.
Me: You're just so stupid!
NBb: I don't even get why we had to read it. It wasn't worth doing.
Me: You're not worth doing!
that was followed by awkward giggling on my part and a sudden focus on KB on his part.
hahahahahaha.
“Ooooh take the quiz “are your loved ones plotting to eat you?”! That...”
– ~me, to MC. this was followed by a VERY creepy look on my part
“wait… edward is vampire right? so he doesn’t have blood flow. So how...”
– ~SM and I
“I hate judgmental appliances!”
Oh that boy. -.-
me: EvW! You were TOTALLY about to smack my butt, weren't you??
EvW: No... God. that would be so disgusting. and so pointless. why the HELL would I want to smack your butt? I mean with MiC right there and everything... why on earth would i do that?
Me: -.-
EcW: Okay fine. Yes. Yes I was. Screw you.
August 2010
4 posts
“Now she has worms!!”
– Bongard (after hailey ate the gummy worm he’d dropped on the ground)
“Are we going Belgium, France? Oops, I mean, Belgium, Germany!”
– EBotkin
“They gave me a whole bag full of flavoured condoms, and I saved 31: One for...”
– RSizemore
Gracie Quotes
-So what state is Hogwarts in? Is it a made up state?
——-
-(Coach Nahra explains what a Spartan is [he’s wearing a Sayre Spartan’s shirt] to Gracie)
-OHHHH So it’s an Indian. Got it.
——-
July 2010
0 posts
Iceland Legalizes Gay Marriage, Prime Minister...
justine-rmd:
stfuconservatives:
waifsworld:
eatingcheese:
We missed this awesome news: Iceland has not only legalized gay marriage this past weekend, but its Prime Minister Johanna Sigurdardottir married her long-term partner on the day it took effect, making her the world’s only national leader with a same-sex spouse:
Sigurdardottir, 67, married writer Jonina Leosdottir on Sunday,...
June 2010
11 posts
Best. Kids. Ever.
So I was babysitting, and we were playing wall-ball. I got out, and started playing as a “ghost”, as they chose to call me.
They boys started ignoring my instructions later, and I said “You guys aren’t listening to a word I’m saying!”
The littlest one’s reply?
“That’s because you’re a ghost.”
“Now I know how to go down on a french person!”
– portia
“I mean, it’d be a sticker, not a blow job!”
– Portia.
“That condom has a crocodile on this front…
It’s a Cock-a-Dile...”
– Bongard
EWells - You guys want some gum?
AGieringer - Is that React? The gum that everyone reacts to differently?
EWells - Oh whatever. It’s mint.
HMcIntosh - Actually… Mine tastes like shit…
lookie! i thought it was cruel at first... but... →
i love talking to random people on omegle
Stranger: i chose you pickachu!
You: pikaaaa!
You: CHUUUUUUU
You: pi pika.
Stranger: use eletro chock on charizard
You: piiiiiiii
You: kahhhhhhhhh
Stranger: too late he flame broiled ur ass
You: !!!!!!!!CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
You: pi ka chuooooo
You: *faints*
Stranger: it ok, it was a token fight
You: *fainted*
Stranger: i put money up on the other guy
You: *still fainted,...
May 2010
1 post
April 2010
21 posts
“WTF Certified…”
– This was on a flier to get people to come to a business… Someone needs to learn common abbreviations.