My so called life (for all the world to see)

2009

December 5
November 8
October 13
September 30
August 27
July 15
June 23
May 41
April 60
March 49
February 21
January 10

2008

December 36
November 17
October 18
September 42
August 4
July 7
June 5
May 29
April 35
March 19
February 8
January 17

My dads own special (sqecial) language.

Dad: Yeah I need to go to Specials,
Me: You mean Sqecials?
Dad: Yeah, Specials. Special Media
Me: Sqecial Media?
Dad: Yeah that's what I'm saying. Specials Media.
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Dad: I have trouble telling the difference between Paninis and Puffinis
Me: You mean Puccinis and Panera?
Dad: Yeah I get them confused.
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Dad: You like Dingos, don't you? That pizza place?
Me: Donatos?
Dad: Yeah, that place.
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Dad: It's so flustrating.
Me: Frustrating?
Dad: That's how you say it?
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MORE TO COME
Dec 24th
“This is like orange juice… but in the shape of an...”
— ~Me, while eating an orange
Dec 24th
Ken: OOOHHH William, i made it in the basket! Now what?
*William: Your mommy!
*William is a 3 year old boy
Dec 24th
Warch Watch
HAHAHAH i love autotune
Dec 5th
Warch Watch
Miles and Will. Make them stars!
Dec 5th