April 2011
1 post
AdWil was making fun of me for accidently adding a random letter to a word in a text.
AdWil: There's no "l" in run!
Me: But there's a "u" in douchebag!
Apr 12th
February 2011
3 posts
“If you checked his phone, Jesus would be his first speed dial. And the rest...”
– AMcIntosh
Feb 13th
“There’s something in my bra… Oh wait that’s my boob…”
– Me
Feb 13th
1 note
Dallas Clayton: HOW TO MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR... →
dallasclayton: HOW TO MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS (FOOLPROOF) Buy a falconer’s glove. Approach the girl you like wearing the falconers glove. Ask her “Excuse me, have you seen a falcon fly by here?” Look up to the sky, hopeful/sad. If she says “No,” look distraught and ask her if she wouldn’t mind helping…
Feb 7th
1,749 notes
January 2011
3 posts
http://kkkk →
Jan 12th
Oil Spill
HKirk- I bet they just sell jars of oil at the BP souvenir shop. AGieringer - Yeah, with the catchphrase, “Just pour in the bath and you can bathe like the penguins!” PBoggs - Alex, there aren’t penguins in the Gulf…
Jan 4th
“Wait… Portia getting a grilled cheese sandwich? But she’s a...”
– Hana
Jan 4th
November 2010
8 posts
“Yeah… That’s honestly the most awful, bitchy thing anyone could ever...”
– Alex
Nov 28th
cruelest thing to ever say.
Portia- I can’t get this spell to work! I’m doing the same motion but it only works half of the time. I hate this stupid spell! Alex- I guess that’s why you never got your letter from Hogwarts. Portia- …………………………(crying big ol’ tears in the middle of common grounds)…
Nov 28th
-What is “gotta catch them all” from PB- Lilo and Stich?
Nov 26th
Hey, I Love You, AG style.
I said “Hey, ain’t no bears today!” But they’ll be back right around May it seems like everywhere I go that there’s more bears where there’s no snow. but I know,one thing, that I love poo.  I bit a little bear cub just before last May I seen the momma come, so I start to run away but I don’t want to run for too long, from this beast so I stop right in my...
Nov 19th
“Instead of the Queen Bee, you’re the Queen Ree!!!”
– Scott, calling me challenged.
Nov 12th
Poor Mids
Mids- so which one is bunny? AG- the purple one. Mids- so the one with the hair up or down. AG - up. And purple Mids- pigtail or ponytail? AG- PURPLEEEEE! (later remembered he was colorblind…)
Nov 12th
Nov 8th
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“Yeah Pobes, you seem to go for the skipper boyrfriends. Next time go for a...”
– AG
Nov 3rd
October 2010
3 posts
Sign this twitition to show that YOU support JK... →
Oct 16th
287 notes
AG drew all over a picture of Anne Frank, giving her trampy eye-shadow and stripper lips. HMc took it as…. “Are you trying to make her look like Mrs. Kewin??
Oct 4th
SGray: A finger monkey? What’s that? Me: An adorable little monkey the size of a finger that grabs onto peoples fingers! Miles and I might be a finger and a finger monkey for halloween. SGray: Oh.. You know what else you could be using a finger? Me: What? SGray: A vagina.
Oct 4th
September 2010
15 posts
reblog.
MAY 29, 2009 Portia’s Infinite Knowledge Me:  what’s that andy warhol song?  AG:  okay i’m back Me:  what’s the song  AG:  andy warhol?? the pop artist? Me:  for a separate peace AG:  hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahaandy, you’re a star by the killers you mean? ...
Sep 27th
“HMc, you need caffeine like the lady with nineteen kids needs triplets.”
– Me
Sep 27th
“I’m like a Rainbow Brite! But not rainbow…”
– JCarr
Sep 27th
Rusty: I mean, you'd get to like, hit on stuff (talking about drumming)
Me: OHHHH! I like hitting on things!!!
...wait.
AG: And on that note, we leave.
Sep 25th
punday!
Me: I hate seeded grapes...
MCong: They're like the grapes of wrath! Buh-bum CHING.
Me: Oh hush. Do you want one?
MCong: Oh yes. These are grape! Buh-bum CHING.
Sep 25th
Me: Yeah mom, i want to put some more crazy sauce on my hamburger!
HMc: ...You're a vegetarian...
Sep 25th
Me: Do you remember that time that MF and LucM told me I talked exactly like EWells?
HMc: Yes...
Me: I remember that time also.
Sep 25th
HMc: Maybe they're just bifs...
Me: I'm pretty sure they're gifs...
~Discussing two girls who are potentially gay and dating. as in "best friends" and "girlfriends"
Sep 25th
“Don’t be hayden!”
Sep 25th
It's comforting that our conversations still sound...
NBb: No, like, what's the biggest word? "Okay"? a FOURTH GRADER could read it.
Me: You're a fourth grader!
NBb: It's just, so stupid.
Me: You're just so stupid!
NBb: I don't even get why we had to read it. It wasn't worth doing.
Me: You're not worth doing!
that was followed by awkward giggling on my part and a sudden focus on KB on his part.
hahahahahaha.
Sep 10th
“Ooooh take the quiz “are your loved ones plotting to eat you?”! That...”
– ~me, to MC. this was followed by a VERY creepy look on my part
Sep 10th
“wait… edward is vampire right? so he doesn’t have blood flow. So how...”
– ~SM and I
Sep 10th
“I hate judgmental appliances!”
Sep 10th
Oh that boy. -.-
me: EvW! You were TOTALLY about to smack my butt, weren't you??
EvW: No... God. that would be so disgusting. and so pointless. why the HELL would I want to smack your butt? I mean with MiC right there and everything... why on earth would i do that?
Me: -.-
EcW: Okay fine. Yes. Yes I was. Screw you.
Sep 10th
Sep 9th
4,022 notes
August 2010
4 posts
“Now she has worms!!”
– Bongard (after hailey ate the gummy worm he’d dropped on the ground)
Aug 1st
“Are we going Belgium, France? Oops, I mean, Belgium, Germany!”
– EBotkin
Aug 1st
“They gave me a whole bag full of flavoured condoms, and I saved 31: One for...”
– RSizemore
Aug 1st
Gracie Quotes
-So what state is Hogwarts in? Is it a made up state? ——- -(Coach Nahra explains what a Spartan is [he’s wearing a Sayre Spartan’s shirt] to Gracie) -OHHHH So it’s an Indian. Got it. ——-
Aug 1st
July 2010
0 posts
Iceland Legalizes Gay Marriage, Prime Minister...
justine-rmd: stfuconservatives: waifsworld: eatingcheese: We missed this awesome news: Iceland has not only legalized gay marriage this past weekend, but its Prime Minister Johanna Sigurdardottir married her long-term partner on the day it took effect, making her the world’s only national leader with a same-sex spouse: Sigurdardottir, 67, married writer Jonina Leosdottir on Sunday,...
Jul 1st
June 2010
11 posts
Jun 30th
Jun 17th
3,184 notes
Best. Kids. Ever.
So I was babysitting, and we were playing wall-ball. I got out, and started playing as a “ghost”, as they chose to call me. They boys started ignoring my instructions later, and I said “You guys aren’t listening to a word I’m saying!” The littlest one’s reply? “That’s because  you’re a ghost.”
Jun 14th
“Now I know how to go down on a french person!”
– portia
Jun 14th
“I mean, it’d be a sticker, not a blow job!”
– Portia. 
Jun 14th
“That condom has a crocodile on this front… It’s a Cock-a-Dile...”
– Bongard
Jun 14th
EWells - You guys want some gum? AGieringer - Is that React? The gum that everyone reacts to differently? EWells - Oh whatever. It’s mint. HMcIntosh - Actually… Mine tastes like shit…
Jun 14th
lookie! i thought it was cruel at first... but... →
Jun 10th
i love talking to random people on omegle
Stranger: i chose you pickachu! You: pikaaaa! You: CHUUUUUUU You: pi pika. Stranger: use eletro chock on charizard You: piiiiiiii You: kahhhhhhhhh Stranger: too late he flame broiled ur ass You: !!!!!!!!CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!! You: pi ka chuooooo You: *faints* Stranger: it ok, it was a token fight You: *fainted* Stranger: i put money up on the other guy You: *still fainted,...
Jun 9th
Jun 9th
May 2010
1 post
May 26th
2,350 notes
April 2010
21 posts
“WTF Certified…”
– This was on a flier to get people to come to a business… Someone needs to learn common abbreviations. 
Apr 26th