April 11, 2011
  • AdWil was making fun of me for accidently adding a random letter to a word in a text.
  • AdWil: There's no "l" in run!
  • Me: But there's a "u" in douchebag!
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February 12, 2011
“ If you checked his phone, Jesus would be his first speed dial. And the rest would be prostitutes.
AMcIntosh •
“ There’s something in my bra… Oh wait that’s my boob…
Me •
February 6, 2011
Dallas Clayton: HOW TO MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS (FOOLPROOF) Buy a falconer’s...

dallasclayton:

HOW TO MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS (FOOLPROOF)

Buy a falconer’s glove.

Approach the girl you like wearing the falconers glove.

Ask her “Excuse me, have you seen a falcon fly by here?”

Look up to the sky, hopeful/sad.

If she says “No,” look distraught and ask her if she wouldn’t mind helping…

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January 12, 2011
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January 3, 2011

Oil Spill

HKirk- I bet they just sell jars of oil at the BP souvenir shop.

AGieringer - Yeah, with the catchphrase, “Just pour in the bath and you can bathe like the penguins!”

PBoggs - Alex, there aren’t penguins in the Gulf…

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“ Wait… Portia getting a grilled cheese sandwich? But she’s a vegetarian!!!
Hana •
November 28, 2010
“ Yeah… That’s honestly the most awful, bitchy thing anyone could ever say to another person. I’m sorry… I shouldn’t have said that, that was why you didn’t get your letter from Hogwarts..
Alex •

cruelest thing to ever say.

Portia- I can’t get this spell to work! I’m doing the same motion but it only works half of the time. I hate this stupid spell!

Alex- I guess that’s why you never got your letter from Hogwarts.

Portia- …………………………(crying big ol’ tears in the middle of common grounds)…

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November 25, 2010

-What is “gotta catch them all” from

PB- Lilo and Stich?

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