November 3, 2009
“ Fry delivery for a Miss Gieringer.
thanks to RSizemore •
October 30, 2009

Oh, Fred.

Me: his name is actually like ted or ben or something

but I can’t remember it so I just call him single syllabel male names

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October 29, 2009

I got me a talented 'un!

  • Some guys mom: Are you NB's mother?
  • Mrs Blackburn: yes, I am.
  • Some guys mom: Is he a junior or a senior?
  • Mrs Blackburn: Junior...
  • Some guys mom: Drat. We were hoping he was a senior so that *her kids name* could actually get to play in something next year, instead of NB getting all the good stuff.
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October 20, 2009
“ 8====>.’.’.’.’.’.’
that was his member
with stuff coming out.
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October 16, 2009

Jared...?

Alright so in the car right? Me and my dad. Dad ask me ” what other famous movie stars can I use?” Jared says “the Alvin and the chimpmunks” father says “what? Aren’t they like died or something?” I say “dad! There gurbels” “really Jared? Gurbels?” “well genny pigs or something like that” “Jared!! There freakin chimpmunks you idiot” True story.

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justine-rmd: dulosis: cashewdani: heartwarming: rainydaywomen: They’re making that threeway idea seem more and more plausible to me. agron + michele = yay is….is the blonde chick wearing an Anthropologie dress..?!? Portia!!! she’s wearing YOUR dress!!! wow i now love this show. good taste, preggo. goood taste.

justine-rmd:

dulosis:

cashewdani:

heartwarming:

rainydaywomen:

They’re making that threeway idea seem more and more plausible to me.

agron + michele = yay

is….is the blonde chick wearing an Anthropologie dress..?!? Portia!!! she’s wearing YOUR dress!!! wow i now love this show. good taste, preggo. goood taste.

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October 12, 2009
“ Ducks Laugh Proudly During Fall Baseball, Totally Powning Every Mammel Running Behind Henry Swallows Cat
~Our memory thing for the order of scientists. •

People who Helped with the Atom

  • This seemed hilarious at the time...
  • Democritus: Ummm that greek dude... And he did the atom, we can remember that.
  • Levoisier: That french dude, he came next cause they always copy the Greeks.
  • Proust: He was proud to come in third, and inspire Dalton.
  • Dalton: 1:1 ratio- only a dolt (dalt) would assume everyone is equal.
  • Faraday: Ellie- guy from lost, me: fairly good day when we learn how to run cars on electricity (discovered electron)
  • Bequierel: LIKE A ROAD KILL SQUIRREL CAUSE RADIATION KILLS! Funny to see a squirrel electricuted, ZZZZZZZ!
  • Thomson: Comes next cause my neighbors (the thompsons) kick out squirrels a lot. Plum pudding model: Thomsons eat white trash food like pudding, and negative charge: they are negative people.
  • Max Plank: A good father wouldn;'t make his kids walk the plank: father of modern quantem mechanics.
  • Einstein: No socks, could be a pirate, named photons (guy on star trek)
  • Millikin: Milking and oil. (they connect in our head somehow)
  • Rutherford: Gold is POSITIVE: discovered proton, gold foil experiment
  • Bohr: Rutherford got BOHRed.
  • Heisenberg: Hindenberg incident- uncertain how it happened, uncertainty principle.
  • Schrodinger: schrodingers cat! We;re not sure what that is, but we know he did it.
  • Chadwick: No cares about him!
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October 7, 2009

Hahahahahaha move on already.

Sooo when we were helping Ms W out, HM and I decided to leave notes about our greatness in every desk. Someone later told me that there was a nasty message about me in a desk in W’s room. I looked, and sure enough, in PZ’s desk:

FRONT (original message) : Portia Boggs is uber beautiful!

BACK (compliments of PZ) : You’re so fucking dumb. Fall off a cliff.

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“ Portia, I just, I love your voice! I did this whole AP Art History in depth analysis type deal on it… Like, it’s got some New York accent… and some London accent… and when it gets high, it gets some grain? I don’t know. But I absolutely love it! It’s just, awesome.
~ZenR. This kid I barely know, who every time I saw him today, mentioned how much he loved my voice, till finally giving me the above reasons for why. I don’t know him well, but I sense the start of a beautiful friendship. •